Like many humans in life, I crave normalcy. Not what everyone classifies as normal. I crave my normal. I'm talking routine of uni, gym, work, stressing, gossiping and socialising. The usual Monday to Sunday stressful rigmorale I had grown accustomed too. This includes my ex. Now this isn't something new I've only just started. I've … Continue reading Why we always go back for the 5847th time
Other people’s business is not, and never will be, your business. Sorry to break it to you but it isn’t. How someone lives their life is not open to discussion nor interpretation from you; unless they ask for it. SOOOOOO often in today’s day and age, people are way too judgemental towards people they a) … Continue reading A Memo To All D*ckheads
I don’t hate anybody or any things really (rarely), but this, woah he’s a real b*tch or see you next Tuesday. I hate it. Anxiety is absolute bullsh*t. It is physically draining and can hit you like a tonne of bricks or can smash into you quicker than dropping your iphone on your face lying down. … Continue reading Time to talk about everybody’s favourite ‘A-word’
Irrespective of your age, anything can happen at any time. At twenty-four I have girlfriends that are married, that are pregnant, that have a baby, that have two babies, that are single parents, that are mums and dads of fur babies and then there is me. I am a full-time university student, working one or … Continue reading What to do when all of your friends are comfortably ‘adulting’ and you can’t even find the shoes that you wore out last night
I’m just going to come out and say it. Technology – sometimes – can be a REAL b*tch. Yeah it’s all well and good and keeps people together, improves businesses, economy blah blah blah. But when it’s used incorrectly or a simple slip of the finger or button occurs you can really be up shit … Continue reading NUDES… now that I have your attention. No really, let’s talk nudes.
You’ve just woken up on a Sunday morning. You wake up feeling not too crash hot with only the foggiest memory of last night’s shenanigans. Then you remember to check your phone. You reach for what seems like your third limb for some form of confirmation of last night’s damage. This is when you realise that … Continue reading The feels all serial drunk texters can relate to
I don’t know why but previously, during my early (single) years I was always the go-to for all advice on relationships. No idea why as it didn’t make any sense. Still doesn’t really. But everything from babies to fights to in-law problems, I knew it all. I could dish out advice quicker than they could … Continue reading Why is it so hard to take your own advice that you give out so freely to others?
Much like Taylor Swift I am also feeling twenty-two. Except I’m not. I’m twenty-four but even though that’s only two years it’s practically a galaxy in age difference. Sometimes I feel like I’m eighteen still. Then other times where I just feel, let’s just say other times I feel like a geriatric because I do … Continue reading Twenty-four things you learn before you turn twenty-four
‘Coz we are living in an online dating world and I am an online dating girl? It is official. Our love lives (or lack thereof?) are a joke, a game, an absolute sham. Everyone knows this. Tinder sure as hell knows this, every time you are ‘matched’ with a possible suitor you are asked if … Continue reading Modern Dating: Swipe at your own risk
Break ups suck. Period. No matter who's in the wrong (IF anyone is). And there's nothing, literally nothing, that anyone can say or do to change it. You go from sharing everything - no matter how disgusting, insignificant or hilarious, to nothing. Zilch. Zip. Na-da. You realise quickly how unpopular you are when the only … Continue reading “It’s not you. It’s me.”